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2000 11

Newsgroups: alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove,rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Bitter Browser Battles (Was Re: The Great RHOD/2eggs Crosspost!)
From: Killroy.steveo.cjb.net (Robot Karate Man)
Date: Thu, 02 Nov 2000 04:02:23 GMT

VivaVoce282 wrote:
<snip>
>Seriously, I appreciate your time and trouble; you truly turned out another masterpiece.
>But, what is HTML again? <running for cover>

Hyper-Taco Marketting Language. It's a programming language created by Taco Bell for writing talking-dog commercials.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: hey gang, I have a question
From: pieceoftheuniverse <pieceoftheuniverse.yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2000 18:35:24 -0800

Ian Davis wrote:
> pieceoftheuniverse wrote:
> > Right. Found it. 996-10. (It was Thag, actually -- whatever
> 966-10.
> Ian.

Okay, so now I'm sort-of dyslectic. What do you call it when you parse numbers and letters upside-down?

Australian?

--
pieceoftheuniverse - ducks, runs, falls through a hole that goes clear through to the other side...


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: hey gang, I have a question
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 1 Nov 2000 15:53:57 GMT

Jim Evans <jevans.physics.uottawa.ca> said:
> Al Sharka wrote:
>> > dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies think he is the densest thing they know
>> A neutron star? Hey, JIM? Has HG's sidekick got an alter-ego?
>Well, we had a Neutronium Man, but he vanished behind his own event horizon, taking the beta version of "The JIM Experience" with him.
>Which explains why U of Ottawa has servers named "blackhole" and "wormhole".

The former has disks that are read-protected, and the latter has interfaces on two different subnets?

> JIM, and where news.uottawa.ca disappeared to...

Where have the newsservers gone?
Long stopped peering.
Where have the newsservers gone?
Is USENET really passe?
Where have the newsservers gone?
Gone to a webservers every one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have the webservers gone?
Long time 404.
Where have the webservers gone?
I want some porno!
Where have the webservers gone?
Management wanted NT on every one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the NT boxes gone?
They're rebooting.
Where have all the NT boxes gone?
Blue screens are fun.
Where have all the NT boxes gone?
Used for Access every one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the managers gone?
Stopped their harassing.
Where have all the managers gone?
Corpses in the snow.
Where have all the Access servers gone?
Back to news-hosting every one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies stop to pick the flowers


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: hey gang, I have a question
From: st.ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
Date: Wed, 8 Nov 2000 09:30:09 +0000

Richard Fitzpatrick schrieb:
>Richard, whose dull green Kampuchean loving ghoti feels sad that its feeder's has a physical feature more suited to a decimal point than an abacus rod.

That's yer belly-button, son.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Invasion Force?
From: twchew.raspberry.mindspring.com (Tim Chew)
Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2000 23:42:55 -0500

Jim Evans wrote:
> Al Sharka wrote:
>> Allen; Timothy Paul wrote:
>> } Screwtape,
>> } ...oh bugger, and I was going to make a grand re-entrance, too.
>> Yay, Screwtape!
>> ...oh bugger, is he gone again?
>Yup. Back in the attic for another year.

Hope he enjoys the fish heads.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: 1189!
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 1 Nov 2000 20:02:06 GMT

Lord Insidious, World Dominator <yvrorezn.voicenet.com> said:
>Sid wrote:
>>I *never* delete my answers or questions or answers I receive.
>I don't even delete questions I receive but throw back. 'cause I'm too damn lazy, that's why.

You think *that's* lazy? I don't even throw 'em back. I just leave them in my inbox to collect dust.

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies are glad to be in charge of quota-checking


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Speaking of DMP...
From: TechnoAtheist <technoatheist.spamIsBad.email.com>
Date: Wed, 01 Nov 2000 20:57:13 -0800

"Richard Fitzpatrick" <fitzmor.webone.com.au> wrote:
>> Sigmonster wrote:

>>>; http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/nm/20001029/en/mdf126644.html [a picture of guys pulling trucks with their penises]
>Ashley, photographically speaking, I was more impressed with the image in the bus's mirror. Maybe just because the other didn't bear thinking about.

Well what if I tell you "That's not rope"

Actually, one of the guys I work with brought up a really good point.

It would be far more impressive if they were changing the trucks tire.

Ok, the lugnuts are loose. Show them Ms. December.


Newsgroups: alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove,rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: The Great RHOD/2eggs Crosspost!
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 2 Nov 2000 18:47:16 GMT

Freyja <lkparrish.cannedmeat.home.com> said:
>"Spuddie" <spuddie.TagYouAreIt.com> wrote:
>| dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks) wrote:
>| >>Uh-oh. Is that a shotgun?
>| >No, I'm just happy to see you.
>| >Oh sorry, wrong joke.
>| I don't care. Is it loaded?
>They serve shotguns in bars? What do they drink?

Shots. Duh.

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies play beer-hunter


Newsgroups: alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove,rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: The Great RHOD/2eggs Crosspost!
From: Ian Davis <Ian.Davis.ludwig.edu.au>
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2000 15:29:14 +1100

Spuddie wrote:
> Cheryl
> ~~~Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly~~~
> (Batman costume warning label)

What is the world coming to? The fact that the company feels it must put such a warning on a toy costume is really alarming.

Everyone knows Batman can't fly.

Ian.
Now if it were a Superman costume, well...


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: The Great RHOD/2eggs Crosspost!
From: Al Sharka <asharka.my-deja.com>
Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 15:11:09 -0600

Ian Davis wrote:
> Viki wrote:
> > Ian Davis wrote:
> > > Ian in Victoria.
> > He is not!
> > Victoria
> You *so* want me.

Maybe you were and she just couldn't tell.

--Al, giving lessons on how to make *two* people mad at you.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: The Great RHOD/2eggs Crosspost!
From: "Trog" <trog.zoom.co.uk>
Date: Wed, 15 Nov 2000 17:46:31 -0000

"Daniel E. Macks" wrote ...
> Spuddie <spuddie.TagYouAreIt.com> said:
> > dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks) wrote:
> >>>>Are there any brownies left?
> >>>No...they grew older so they're Girl Scouts now.
> >>Please, let's *not* have a repeat of the thread about eating Brownies.
> >Um...okay. Can we have a thread about eating Boy Scouts?
> So, like, there was this Boy Scout? And I, like, totally ate him, okay?
>
> Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it.

Ah, the legacy of DMP.


Newsgroups: alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove,rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: The Great RHOD/2eggs Crosspost!
From: Ian Davis <Ian.Davis.ludwig.edu.au>
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2000 15:35:22 +1100

Erik Mooney wrote:
> >If you write a page which works in Netscape, it's going to work in M$IE. If you use a M$ product to write pages, it may well not work with Netscape, and if you run it through an HTML validator you'll find it throws up a shedfull of errors. And it quite likely won't look the same in M$IE as it does in the generating program.
> Opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera beable^Wopera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera opera

Can not find file fatlady.dll

Ian.


Newsgroups: alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove,rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: The Great RHOD/2eggs Crosspost!
From: st.ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
Date: Thu, 9 Nov 2000 07:28:03 +0000

Spuddie schrieb:
>Medusssssssssa at your sssssssssservice sssssssssssir.... or were you thinking more along the lines of Natasha Kinski or WTH her name was....

Little known to most historians, Medusa had a brother who suffered from receding snakes. Eventually he had just one left which he coiled 'round his head, which worked rather well 'till he went to a party one night where there was a snake-charmer..

Screwtape,
...ahh, Jimeoin, how we miss you.


Newsgroups: alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove,rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: What's all this, then?
From: "B.E.N." <ben.microser.demon.co.uk>
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2000 20:10:42 +0000

Spuddie writes:
>Just to clarify...a "merkin" is a female genital wig, and though I am Merkan I am not, nor have I ever been a merkin. :)

"Female"?[1] Oh dear. <Hastily takes it off>

[1] Are you *sure*?


Newsgroups: alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove,rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: What's all this, then?
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 6 Nov 2000 17:42:18 GMT

Andy Spragg <sparge.globalnet.co.uk> said:
> "B.E.N." <ben.microser.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>^ Deja.com - Before you buy. writes:
>^ >What do you lot do, then, in the uneggsplored depths of rec.humor.oracle.d?
>^ I imagine they have discussions about their oracle in a recreational and spelling-impaired humourous way. Am I close?
>Very close, only one letter wrong. Afraid it's humorous even though it's humour. Bummer, eh?

"Humoros", Shirley?

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies wonder if that's the Greek god of comedy. Or coumedy, for the Brits.


Newsgroups: alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove,rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: What's all this, then?
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 7 Nov 2000 00:30:43 GMT

Spuddie <spuddie.TagYouAreIt.com> said:
> putain.de.2cv.mindspring.com (Fierce Cookie) wrote:
>>Spuddie <spuddie.TagYouAreIt.com> wrote:
>>>My glossy-but-fuzzy tusked gray Asian watch-elephant prefers cumin.
>>Say no MORE!
>Aye. I'll say no less either.
>Cheryl
>~~~The 3 stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly.~~~

"...and now the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"
Oh sorry, wrong joke.
I'll get me weed-wacker.

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies like searching for buried treasure


Newsgroups: alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove,rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Help Out a Mom Was: Re: Bitter Browser Battles (Was Re: The Great RHOD/2eggs Crosspost!)
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 3 Nov 2000 22:09:33 GMT

Cici in Texas <cclovis.mindspring.com> said:
>Well, then, perhaps you could advise me. My son recently became an official . . . whateveryouare when you work for a dotcom company and have your own cubicle and supposedly are learning to design/code Web pages but your mom suspects that you basically get paid to surf the Net all day/night (and is proud of you for it).
>
>His birthday is in December, and this particular upcoming b-day is a significant one for him, for reasons not material to this discussion. What's a really REALLY good birthday present for an official cube-farmer? For under a hundred bucks, hopefully? The money's not the important part, I just want this one to be really classic and memorable.
>
>And no, I won't send him a strip-o-gram. Not that I would care, but I'd like to be able to give my gift in person,

Ya mean having one's parent parade nekkid around one's office wouldn't be memorable?

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies aren't from West Virginia


Newsgroups: alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove,rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Help Out a Mom Was: Re: Bitter Browser Battles (Was Re: The Great RHOD/2eggs Crosspost!)
From: putain.de.2cv.mindspring.com (Fierce Cookie)
Date: Sun, 05 Nov 2000 19:56:41 GMT

Cici in Texas <cclovis.mindspring.com> wrote:
>And no, I won't send him a strip-o-gram. Not that I would care, but I'd like to be able to give my gift in person, and if I were there when the stripper arrived, that would just make him feel too oogy. I mean, if your MOM is in the room, you're not supposed to ogle the mostly-naked woman, but if you don't ogle the mostly-naked woman there's something wrong with you (which there isn't) so . . . . not *that* kind of memorable, okay?

"Go ahead honey, enjoy! Be honest, it's what you really want, YOU LITTLE PERVERT YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER SICK SICK SICK SICK! ...why aren't you looking at her? *GASP* You're gay, aren't you? I'm so sorry, baby! I didn't know!"

Yeah, that sounds like a bad idea.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Note to Lunatics in RHOD (was Re: Note ro RHODents in RHOD (was Note
to 2eggers in RHOD))
From: Jim Evans <jevans.physics.uottawa.ca>
Date: Sat, 04 Nov 2000 00:08:17 -0500

Robot Karate Man wrote:
> TechnoAtheist wrote:
> >>Speaking of which, I priced FLASH 5 at Comp USA today just for the fun of it. $429. I think I'll be waiting. Or asking Santa.
> >Or walking out of the store very quickly with a rectangular bulge under your jacket.
> Nah, they come in these REALLY huge plastic boxes that I suspect are just great big alarm triggers.

They're flotation devices.

JIM, in case the standard starts sinking...


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Alright!
From: putain.de.2cv.mindspring.com (Fierce Cookie)
Date: Sun, 05 Nov 2000 20:48:12 GMT

Ian Davis <Ian.Davis.ludwig.edu.au> wrote:
>Jim Evans wrote:
>> JIM, how the hell did pesto sauce get up *there*?
>#316 in the list of things you don't want to hear from your gynecologist.

Especially when followed by, "Hmmm, needs salt."


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Alright!
From: TechnoAtheist <technoatheist.spamIsBad.email.com>
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2000 21:01:17 -0800

Killroy.steveo.cjb.net (Robot Karate Man) wrote:
> Sid wrote:
>>> necessary. Actually, this post has nothing whatsoever to do with Sid, but the subject line was appropriate, so I thought it best to commandeer the thread.
>>Story of my life.
>I thought that was "Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy shaves head and moves to Straya."

Hmm, I thought it was "Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy realizes that he is the reincarnation of the last of an ancient moon people, who with the help of a secret yet powerful international organization pilots his mighty warbot against sinister alien forces in the quest to recover the special purple gel (which is really a stolen portion of peoples souls) and is being used to power the negaverse's vampire ray gun that is mutating simple animals into masterful martial arts fighting creatures on Venus."


or something like that.


Oh, and the chicks have large eyes larger swords and a serious disdain for loose fitting clothes.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Alright!
From: Jim Evans <jevans.physics.uottawa.ca>
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2000 02:23:19 -0500

Gordol wrote:
> Robot Karate Man said:
> ; >You are right on three counts. Haven't moved to Oz. I might one day.
> ; Everyone moves to Straya eventually.
> America might loose a bunch of people to Cananananda if the Bush Baby winds up winning.

Excellent. Initiate Phase 2.

JIM, BEAVERS -- ARMED


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Alright!
From: Al Sharka <asharka.my-deja.com>
Date: Wed, 15 Nov 2000 22:55:35 -0600

Viki wrote:
} Fierce Cookie wrote:
} > Viki attempted to infuriate me by saying:
} > >Robot Karate Man wrote:
} > >> Viki wrote:
} > >>>I think she's gonna put up a fight, laddies. Let's hogtie her!
} > >> I read that as "ladies" and for a moment I thought Viki was running us through boot camp.
} > >Yeah, grab a garter belt and push up bra and give me 20!!!
} > Seven and a half, and that's my final offer.
} A joker in the froup, eh! All right, Mister, get down and give me 30!
} Viki [I'd actually settle for 3 if they are Really Good Ones]

Forget it. I'm not cutting off 12 inches for anyone.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Note to Lunatics in RHOD (was Re: Note ro RHODents in RHOD (was Note to 2eggers in RHOD))
From: putain.de.2cv.mindspring.com (Fierce Cookie)
Date: Tue, 07 Nov 2000 02:15:06 GMT

richardfitzpatrick.my-deja.com attempted to infuriate me by saying:
>Ian Davis wrote:
>> Fierce Cookie wrote:
>> > >Two words: soft serve.
>> > Strine is the WEIRDEST damn language. I don't get your meaning.
>> Sheesh. "Soft serve icecream." That sloppy stuff full of Listeria that comes out in a spiral +/1 Flake chocolate (mmm, Flake...) for 30 cents = admission to playground.
>Well Ian, that takes care of *you*. But what do your kids do?

Probably sit outside the fence and wonder if Dad is going to get stuck in one of the tunnels.


Again.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Note to Lunatics in RHOD (was Re: Note ro RHODents in RHOD (was Note to 2eggers in RHOD))
From: st.ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
Date: Wed, 8 Nov 2000 10:46:18 +0000

Daniel E. Macks schrieb:
>Oh, I've gone directly insane, alright.

I certainly wouldn't pass up a game of Go, and I *know* I didn't get my $200.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: 1190-06 - ObRef detected
From: drey.speakeasy.org (Otis Viles)
Date: Mon, 06 Nov 2000 23:15:29 GMT

"Cthugha" <cthugha.technologist.com> wrote:
>Captain? I have an Obscure Reference in Sector 1190-06 ...
>If anyone here regularly reads an excellent web comic about pc- and video-gaming called Penny-Arcade (go on - guess the url) they probably already recognize the following ...

Excellent? Well ... every time a new strip comes out I click the link for the "higher quality image", but it's always the same strip at a larger resolution. If it weren't free, I'd call that bait-n-switch.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Back from the Big Easy
From: Jim Evans <jevans.physics.uottawa.ca>
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2000 01:00:42 -0500

Comrade Robot Karate Man wrote:
> Viki wrote:
> >Did I miss anything?
> Every single poster who ever posted in RHOD throughout its entire history suddenly showed up to say "hi" and could only stay for a moment.

Including Joel Furr! He autographed my thigh.

JIM, he's so dreamy!


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Connection refused
From: TechnoAtheist <technoatheist.spamIsBad.email.com>
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2000 20:50:18 -0800

st.ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape) wrote:
>Richard Fitzpatrick schrieb:
>>Richard, whose dull green Kampuchean loving ghoti are off to load up Mary Poppins in the basque.
>They've translated Mary Poppins into Basque?

Actually, you really want to avoid the Welsh version.

Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious just doesn't end.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Connection refused
From: st.ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
Date: Thu, 9 Nov 2000 07:02:37 +0000

Chris Wesling schrieb:
>Screwtape wrote:
>> Richard Fitzpatrick schrieb:
>> >Richard, whose dull green Kampuchean loving ghoti are off to load up Mary Poppins in the basque.
>> They've translated Mary Poppins into Basque?
>No, no, he meant bisque. He's making Mary Poppins soup...

Oooh. I heard in America they've got a whole *bay* of bisqué.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Yeesh
From: Ian Davis <Ian.Davis.ludwig.edu.au>
Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 07:52:16 +1100

Tim Chew wrote:
> I call do-over in Palm Beach County.

I have no idea what that sentence means.

Apropos of nothing at all, I was speaking to a colleague last night who worked in San Diego during one of the Nixon elections. In the lab one night, his USAn cow-orkers said, "You're very lucky to be here during an election year. You get to see democracy at work."

That is funny on so very many levels.

Ian.


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Subject: Re: Yeesh
From: Gordol <postmaster.gordol.org>
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2000 05:45:20 GMT

Daniel E. Macks said:
; >I wanted to write in Bill the Cat.
; Do you really think ink would stick to all the gooshy cat bits?

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Yeesh
From: Jim Evans <jevans.physics.uottawa.ca>
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2000 14:11:20 -0500

Robot Karate Man wrote:
> Wikkit wrote:
> >> They were right down the middle, with the text for the options on either side.
> >Yes, I know, I've seen it. Florida state law says they have to be on the left, with the options listed on the right.
> Federal regulations say that, which is why the big stink.

I think the only sensible way to settle this is to strap some skates on Bush and Gore, stick Trevor Kidd in the goal and have'em settle it with a shoot-out. If it's good enough to settle a gold medal, its good enough to settle the Presidency. Failing that:

(i) Put the name of every eligible voter in Palm Beach county into a hat.

(ii) Draw a name at random.

(iii) Go to the person whose name is drawn; ask him/her "Who do you want to be President?"

(iv) Apportion all 19k spoiled ballots to that candidate.

(v) Cede Florida to Cuba.

JIM, hey - I'm just here to help.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Yeesh
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 13 Nov 2000 19:32:00 GMT

Spuddie <spuddie.TagYouAreIt.com> said:
>Damn...I'm still waiting for my pink slip. Please, please, please, please.....:)

You left it in a heap next to the bed.

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies hate doing laundry


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Yeesh
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 14 Nov 2000 02:03:38 GMT

Jschriner.mindspring.com wrote:
> The problem with that is people in different areas have different needs and values. For example, heating oil prices are a big issue in the north, but don't really mean diddly to the people in the southwest.

How 'bout we cede the southwest to Mexico. Not like we need a barren wasteland [1] of sand and cactuseseses anyway.

[1] no, not Canananananada.

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies wonder how much we can pare down the USA and still have a good selection of microbrews


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Yeesh
From: Jim Evans <jevans.physics.uottawa.ca>
Date: Wed, 15 Nov 2000 00:08:55 -0500

El Gordollo wrote:
> Jason Willoughby said:
> ; Anyway, the strongest argument against the electoral college, IMHO, is that it means you have to live in a state to vote for president. There are 3 million US citizens living in Puerto Rico, and none of them are allowed to vote for any federal office.
> Are they citizens? I know they don't pay federal taxes.

It'd seem to me that, if you're a citizen of country X, you should be able to vote for the leader of country X, either directly or indirectly, and elect representatives to country X's governing bodies. But the being a Canadian, I have very little experience with democracy.

> You raise an interesting point, though. If someone has to "live in a state" to vote for president, where does that leave those who live in Washington DC? They don't "live in a state." They also don't have representation in the federal government, yet pay federal taxes.

Wasn't there something of a kerfuffle about taxation and representation a couple hundred years ago?

JIM


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Yeesh
From: Jim Evans <jevans.physics.uottawa.ca>
Date: Sat, 18 Nov 2000 22:54:23 -0500

Comrade Viki wrote:
> Sara M wrote:
> > Err - you *are* aware that penguins is an anagram of gnu penis aren't you?
> > You *know* what Viki's like 8(
> I need a gnu penis once in a while. What's wrong with that?

GNU Penis: Because Gnu's Not Eunuchs!

JIM

From: st.ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
This is kinda fun - half of RHOD is making RMS jokes, and the other
half is probably going "Say *what*?"

Screwtape,
...great cultural divides of Inertnet society.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Yeesh
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 23 Nov 2000 01:13:36 GMT

Sara M <egk.speedlink.com.au> said:
>Daniel E. Macks wrote:
>> Viki wrote:
>> > Goddess Party RULES!

>> And later, Sara M <egk.speedlink.com.au> said:
>> >Viki wrote:
>> >> It must involve chocolate, and a nice back rub for the presidential candidate and her prospective cabinet members.
>> >"Cabinet" members...
>> ><snigger>
>> You and your member take care of her cabinet; I'll work on her chest.
>Okay, but here - you might need this - <tosses Tung Oil> - her drawers keep sticking...

Okay, I'll use Tung.

>> dan, whose bright red siamese fighting fishies wonder why there's so much furniture around here
>Don't worry - most of it's only occasional furniture...

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies are glad it isn't period furniture


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Yeesh
From: putain.de.2cv.mindspring.com (Fierce Cookie)
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2000 00:22:43 GMT

Gordol <postmaster.gordol.org> wrote:
> Viki said:
>; Oh, come on. Am I the only one who thinks that Hilliary will be content to be a Senator for at least one term? Please, tell me I'm not the only one.
>I think you're the only one. I expect her to run for pres in 6 or 12 years (Senators go six years between elections, right?)

She should probably run six years from now. That way, she'd be running unopposed.


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Subject: Re: Yeesh
From: Viki <vikiv.netscape.net>
Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2000 22:35:11 -0500

Viki <vikiv.netscape.net> wrote:
>Donald Welsh wrote:
>> Viki <vikiv.netscape.net> wrote:
>> >Jim Evans wrote:
>> >> Plus it would give Bill access to interns again. Bad.
>> >He can get that at any law firm, you know.
>> Damn, I'm in the wrong job.
>> -- D. "Porn star in training." W.
>Some stars are born, not made. iykwim...

Any excuse to practice.


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Subject: Re: Ham
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 11 Nov 2000 18:45:36 GMT

Pepere <trutq.home.com> said:
>Is anybody out there?

Sorry...we're all still closeted.

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies nod if they can hear you.


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Subject: Re: How long?
From: Richard Wilson <richard.molerat.demon.co.uk>
Date: Sun, 12 Nov 2000 09:17:19 +0000

Fierce Cookie <putain.de.2cv.mindspring.com> writes
>"Stimpy JC" <Stimpy.SPAM.wgt.org.uk> wrote:
>>No, not that question, I mean how long do you have to wait after writing an Ocularity that you thought should have been digested until you give up and post it to RHOD in hopes of someone else finding it at least a teensy bit funny?
>>Oh, and yes, I'm back, I didn't go away, I just lurked for a while cause I´wasn't doing anything particularly worth posting about, and I was feeling far too unsociable to respond to anything.
>>Uhm.. yeah. So, how long?

Going from personal experience of digested oracularities:

90% appear in the next digest
9% appear in the digest after that
0.9% appear when the moon is in the 7th house and Jupiter aligns with Mars
0.09% appear in at least 2 of the above

>Give it at least a month, and if it doesn't clear up, see a dermatologist.

And 0.01% are written in April and Putain de 2CV decides to save them up for the following Christmas for reasons too abstruse to enter into here.

-Richard Wilson-*----*----*----*-----*-richard.molerat.demon.co.uk-
--*----*---*---*----OTOH, if your answer was actually funny,it'll--
--*-----*--*----*----*-have ended up on the priests' secret list---


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Subject: Re: How long?
From: drey.speakeasy.org (Otis Viles)
Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 04:16:06 GMT

Ian Davis <Ian.Davis.ludwig.edu.au> wrote:
>Richard Wilson wrote:
>> -Richard Wilson-*----*----*----*-----*-richard.molerat.demon.co.uk-
>> --*----*---*---*----OTOH, if your answer was actually funny,it'll--
>> --*-----*--*----*----*-have ended up on the priests' secret list---
>TINSL.

I hate it when people break out the xmas decorations this early.


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Subject: Re: Off
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 12 Nov 2000 21:04:30 GMT

Screwtape <st.ferd2.thristian.org> said:
>Sid schrieb:
>> The Big Bald Guy wrote:
>>> Boy, that was a great scene in "Final Destination" where the plane was ripping apart in midair around the guy, wasn't it?
>>Thanks a lot! If I don't post in a week, you guys can start saying "Sid was a nice guy".
>Last year, more people were killed by donkeys than died in plane crashes.

So if *that's* not a reason to get off your ass...

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies always carry a bomb when they fly


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: More Political Hillarity
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 15 Nov 2000 17:56:07 GMT

Jim Evans <jevans.physics.uottawa.ca> said:
>> Wikkit schrieb:
>> >Is it possible that I may have started my very own soon-to-be TOIJ?
>> >Ben, about to go register mypen.net just for the comic value...
>I think Dumpie's already registered it.

Maybe he oughta move to Iceland.

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies wonder if his homepage is 'envy.html'


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: More Political Hillarity
From: st.ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
Date: Thu, 16 Nov 2000 08:06:39 +0000

Jim Evans schrieb:
>As is licking flypaper.
And As knows what he does.
Our As likes licking flypaper,
As says he 'as a buzz.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Just a Quickie
From: Ian Davis <Ian.Davis.ludwig.edu.au>
Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2000 09:46:54 +1100

Chris Wesling wrote:
> You must be reading my mind...

I think I've found some typos.

Ian.


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Subject: Re: PSSST VIKI! (well - I *think* that's what they said...)
From: Sara M <egk.speedlink.com.au>
Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2000 00:49:44 +1100

Daniel E. Macks wrote:
> Sara M <egk.speedlink.com.au> said:
>
> You don't say...


(Gee - you're not very good at this secret spy stuff are you? Perhaps if you tried holding your monitor up to a candle flame...?)


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Subject: Re: PSSST VIKI! (well - I *think* that's what they said...)
From: putain.de.2cv.mindspring.com (Fierce Cookie)
Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2000 12:07:29 GMT

Chris Wesling <cwesling.home.cannedmeat.com> wrote:
>"Lord Insidious, World Dominator" wrote:
>> Sara M wrote:
>> >(Gee - you're not very good at this secret spy stuff are you? Perhaps if you tried holding your monitor up to a candle flame...?)
>> Ok, I'm clearly insane: I read "holding" as "mother."
>Freudian slip: when you say one thing and mean your mother.

Q: How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the ladder, and one to turn the penis. I mean, I mean the LIGHT BULB!


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Subject: Re: Speeding down the 'net
From: dmacks.mail.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks)
Date: 20 Nov 2000 02:16:51 GMT

Jim Evans <jevans.physics.uottawa.ca> said:
>Comrade TechnoAtheist wrote:
>> On Sat, 18 Nov 2000 19:29:04 GMT, a group of monkeys with their ports facing forward claiming to be Gordol <postmaster.gordol.org> wrote a request for a SSH client that does port forwarding.
>> I use secureCRT from van dyke technologies.
>Myself, I use an old soup can.

Ah yes, Tin Can Protocol.

>> The good bits: It does portforwarding, it's got a pretty good vt220 emulation and will do most forms of coms including telnet, rsh, ssh, and serial, and does SSH1 and 2. I use it daily.
>The soup can does none of these, although security-wise it's unbeatable.

Nope...the fishing line can be tapped and then you're toast. Well ok, you're not, but your security goes out the window. Well actually the fishing line probably goes out the window anyway, but the conversations on it will no longer be private.

>> The not so good bits: You gotta pay for a license ($99).
>Some sites let you download [1] the soup can for free, with the only condition being that you must wash it out yourself. However, you can get one with less difficulty at the supermarket for about $1 - and you get free soup.
>Other options include Microsoft SoupCan 2001, which apparently tends to fall over with a loud clanking sound quite frequently,

and you have to buy a new left hand every three months...

>or the Linux soup can - which is available as a small square of tin and a handful of rivets. The technical support for both products is of about equal value, so I'd steer clear of them and go right to the supermarket.

Make sure you get the latest version, or else someone might steal the carrots from the soup.[ii]

>HTH HAND
>[1] For "site" == "dumpster" and "download" == "fish it out wearing rubber gloves".

[ii] root compromise

dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies are off to implement the Fishingline Transmission Protocol


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Your Company Logo Here.
From: "Lane Gray, Czar Castic" <CGraytwo.kc.rr.com>
Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2000 11:24:50 GMT

Cici in Texas said:
>Besides, from all the post-apocalyptic SF I've read about trying to survive in a post-nuclear-war world, I'd just as soon skip it, thanks.

And we all know how accurate Sci-Fi is. I was just riding around in my jetpcak (How's, Malc, by the way?) the other day and damn near got fried by the blast when a ship took off directly into Hyper-space, right at the downtown KC air^Wspaceport.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Your Company Logo Here.
From: Sara M <egk.speedlink.com.au>
Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2000 23:01:50 +1100

Screwtape wrote:
> Jellyroll Papadopoulos schrieb:
> >My current joint favourites are unguents and potions containing lidocaine hydrochloride, chlorhexidine gluconate or cinchocaine. Now they really *are* palliative, but the relief is blessed...
> Oh, *unguents*. I thought you said "ungulates".
> Screwtape,
> ...psst! Hey buddy, wanna buy a hoofed mammal?

Got any spare GOATS?


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: An Antiquated Unnecessity
From: pieceoftheuniverse <pieceoftheuniverse.yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2000 15:49:33 -0800

"Lane Gray, Czar Castic" said:
> JMO, Wibble and c.

Oh, bad idea.

Wibbling at c is generally inadvisable. While c is really only obtainable in space, there is -less- to run into, but not necessarily -nothing-. The occasional atom wandering across your path alone is enough to cause severe problems even for the most streamlined vessel, but wibbling at those speeds could end up with you buried neck-deep in a solar cluster that had previously been to your left.

Not only that, but wibbling at c is sure to give you a ticket. Sure, at first you just think that the lights behind you are blue- and red-shifting, but all too soon they pull in front of you and hit the brakes. Any protests you may voice -- especially in the breaking of several important rules of physics that they had to accomplish just to catch up with you -- will fall on deaf ears, and before you know it you're breathing into a balloon.

Generally, not worth it.

Remember: don't wibble and c!

--
pieceoftheuniverse - this message brought to you by the Physicists Against Drunk Relativistics (PADR).


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Subject: Re: A USan political thread was Alright!
From: putain.de.2cv.mindspring.com (Fierce Cookie)
Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2000 16:59:11 GMT

HeySteveo.steveo.cjb.net (Robot Karate Man) wrote:
>I have the cognitive abilities to decide which politicians will do a better job based on their abilities and ideas, not their party affiliation.

Actually, no, you don't. Please contact me for instructions before voting next time.


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Subject: Re: Wow
From: Al Sharka <asharka.my-deja.com>
Date: Thu, 23 Nov 2000 07:35:41 -0600

Fierce Cookie wrote:
} Al Sharka attempted to infuriate me by saying:
} >Fierce Cookie wrote:
} >> I didn't even realize it, but it's been just over a year since I took a vow of non-humorosity and joined the priesthood. In honor of this, Steve has finally put my autobiography up on the Oracle website. A whole year! Wow.
} >> Well, considering that I just SENT him my autobiography yesterday, I guess that exculpates him for not including me in the list sooner.
} >And it was worth the wait, too.
} I strove for accuracy, to say the least.

I especially enjoyed the fable of the fish, but don't you think that 40,000 word essay on the consumation of your marriage was TMI?


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Irony
From: HeySteveo.steveo.cjb.net (Robot Karate Man)
Date: Fri, 24 Nov 2000 16:54:46 -0000

Simon J Grimshaw wrote:
>> Well, it got Oracle feedback from me...
>Oracle Feedback? Loud wailing Hendrix-esque tones, or is this something else (the process by which the digests are chosen??)

Oracular Feedback is when one of the priests snaps and sends you an email about your last incarnation telling you off for being mean to the supplicant, flogging you for being consistently unfunny, berating you for trying to create in-jokes about the Oracle's dog, and speaking in a high squeaky voice that irritates the priests until they start hitting their heads with hammers begging for the noise to stop please God stop aaaaaayyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Ok, so maybe that was just the feedback I got from Paul.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: 1) Post to RHOD
From: pieceoftheuniverse <pieceoftheuniverse.yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 12:25:06 -0800

Jeff Hamlin wrote:
> OK, I realize it is terribly bad form to reply to your own message, but I panicked and there was so much more I should have said.

Now, now; no need to be nervous. The adrenaline screws with the taste of the meat. (No, Dan, not -that- kind of screws! Stay away from that turkey!)

> You see I queried the Oracle about my loneliness and the response I received encouraged me to post here.

You do realize that nothing the Oracle says can be taken seriously, right? Or at least without a side of mashed potatoes?

> While I realize RHOD is *not* a dating service,

It ISN'T?!

> I have noticed there seems to be many intelligent women here

Actually, that's debatable. The woman part, not the intelligence. On Usenet, no one knows you're a quadruped.

> which is at least a good starting place, and some of them even seem to be in the Dallas area.

"Seem to be," yes. However, they have big, hulking bodyguards who will tear your lungs out as soon as look at you, so at least wait for an engraved invitation before you pop round to borrow a cup of sugar.

> So in an attempt to further crystilize what I am looking for in a partner

You're going to crystallize your partner?!

> I will detail some more qualities beyond 'being normal'.

That should probably read "qualities I deem as not normal." And just so you know: normality has no place on the 'net.

> - If you've ever appeared nude on the internet you have no respect for yourself so don't expect me to have any for you.

Oh, what's a little showing of breasts between friends? Or, in this case, complete strangers?

> - If you've had sex with more than 2 people, I'm not interested, I'm insecure and I need someone who has less experience than I do.

Well, at least you're honest. But I have to tell you: there's nothing like having someone who actually knows what they're doing...

> - If you don't have a job don't bother applying, I have a good job and could probably support someone but I don't think you are living your life to the fullest.

What about people in school? Or in college? You have to admit, those cheerleaders look mighty attractive...

> - If you have more than one drink a week you probably have a problem and I don't want to be part of it.

Picky, picky. I suppose you wouldn't be a fan of the "DRINK!" cascades, then.

> - A spiritual connection with God is a great thing, but please don't belong to a cult or expect me to worship your concept of a higher power.

What do you call the Oracle, then?

Oh, and you know that anyone who uses the Oracle has to fly/drive/travel to Indiana to make amends, right? And that digestion only comes to those who serve the Oracle in all respects? And you have to sacrifice your firstborn to a goat?

> - Love me, love my cat, no discussion.

We have a few cats here, too. You should let your cat post a couple times, just so we can get the feel of who you are. Nothing and no one is as honest as a cat.

> - If you're currently married please don't contact me, even if your marriage is unhappy, I don't want to contribute to the unhealthiness of your existence.

Drat.

/me puts wedding ring back on.

Hey, wait a minute! I don't remember being married!

> - If you're into sex that requires engineering you've got the wrong guy, I like romance and chocolate as foreplay, not whips and chains.

With the first part of that sentence I imagined a woman going up to a man and whispering seductively in his ear: "Tell me again about the drag coefficient, darling. And the third law of thermodynamics... you know I just -love- that one."

> - I'll require you to talk to my therapist, if he thinks you're crazier than I am the deal is off (this is only a joke).

Actually, that's the first sensible thing you've said.

> Outside of these issues you can be pretty much anyway you like, my world is filled with a lot more 'cans' than 'can'ts'.

That must make it easier to make soup, then. Or provide an alternative to the telephone.

> I hope this clarifies things, thanks!

It clarifies nothing: and thus all is as it should be.

> Jeff "I'm STILL too shy for this" Hamlin

Well, no need to be shy. Let me see if I can help you out here:

First off: word wrap. Learn to word wrap. Seventy to ninety characters per line would be absolutely splendid. The Oracle himself uses about 72, so I've learned to adjust my wrapping accordingly. What you've done with two hundred or so is very creative, but it may get you killed.

Secondly: The Oracle should -never- be taken at face value. It's all right, you're a newbie, but that ice cream with cream soda he asked for is not going to be delivered to Indiana University no matter how many stamps you put on it. All packages sent care of "The Internet Oracle" get devoured into a paper shredder. You might imagine how distraught I was to learn that the state of Alaska was, in fact, reduced to nothing more than puree, but I've learned to deal with it, and no one seems to have noticed my somewhat hurried replacement.

That said, enjoy your stay! And I hope you like Bar-B-Q...

--
pieceoftheuniverse - now where's the oregano?


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: 1) Post to RHOD
From: st.ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 2000 06:59:56 +0000

Fierce Cookie schrieb:
>Jeff Hamlin <jhamlin.freenet.nether.net> wrote:
>>Robot Karate Man <HeySteveo.steveo.cjb.net> wrote:
>>> Jeff Hamlin wrote:
>>>>So in an attempt to further crystallize what I am looking for in a partner I will detail some more qualities beyond 'being normal'.
>>>>If you've had sex with more than 2 people, I'm not interested, I'm insecure
>>> Ha ha... this is a joke, right? Dumpie, is that you?
>>No this isn't a joke and I don't know who Dumpie is.
>>I'm innocent of your accusations!
>Hah. Dead giveaway. He denied it last time he trolled us, and he's doing it again.

So everyone who denies being DMP is actually DMP?

Screwtape,
...who most certainly *is* DMP.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: 1) Post to RHOD
From: putain.de.2cv.mindspring.com (Fierce Cookie)
Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2000 01:53:30 GMT

Jeff Hamlin <jhamlin.freenet.nether.net> wrote:
>GW De Lacey <gdelacey.byronit.com> wrote:
>> 'Jeff Hamlin' wrote:
>>>I'm innocent...
>> Well, that about wraps it up. Welcome back, Dumpie.
>I'm sorry, I don't understand, I'm me. Not someone else.

That's what you said LAST time. Seriously, if you're going to troll us, you should at least do it in an original manner, rather than just rehashing the same tired old stuff you did before. I know you can be more creative than that.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: 1) Post to RHOD
From: "Richard Fitzpatrick" <fitzmor.webone.com.au>
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 2000 21:47:54 +1100

Wikkit wrote ...
>I'm thinking that there's a huge market for invisible tattoos. I think I'm going to call the venture capitalist, anyone want in on this?
>Actually, I think tattoos that are only visible in UV would be cool. They'd be slightly visible in sunlight, but not enough to be really noticeable, I'd think. Hey, why hasn't anyone done it?

Silly Ben. They already have. See?

Drat.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: 1) Post to RHOD
From: putain.de.2cv.mindspring.com (Fierce Cookie)
Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2000 01:58:39 GMT

Gordol <postmaster.gordol.org> attempted to infuriate me by saying:
> Fierce Cookie said:
>; >I'm thinking that there's a huge market for inviible tatoos. I think I'm going to call the venture capitalist, anyone want in on this?
>; Actually, I want a tattoo that's the same color as my skin. Nothing really fancy, just maybe a picture of my skin, done in skintone.
>Full-body, or just a small part?

You really know how to hurt a guy, don't you?


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Subject: Re: Stella Artois
From: TechnoAtheist <TechnoAtheist.SpamIsBad.email.com>
Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2000 19:30:18 -0800

pieceoftheuniverse <pieceoftheuniverse.yahoo.com> wrote:
>Oh boy; I'm confused.

*Mr. Perogh? Mr. Kraus from the Ad Agency is here to see you*

Shend 'im in, Margret!

Johann, Good to shee you! Jeshush man, don't you own anything that's not black?

Yes, yes it is good to see me.

Sho tell me a little about this ad you've been working on. Ooh, want a beer?

Nein danke, Herr Perogh.

Fine, here let me open it for you. *PFSSSHT* and I'll have another my *hic* shelf.

Ah, err, ach, Danke.

I know we're paying you a generoush shumb, a genorous shummb, a wad a cash for thish here comm*hic*ercial. Tell me a little about it...

I see man's struggle to find solice in the modern angst driven world. It starts.

It shtartsh with the brand name.

Ah, ya, ya, it starts vit der brand name. He then mounts the chariot of his hurried day, riding next to him is the cheetah of his schedule driving him faster, faster!

Sho it's like that schene in Ben Hurrr?

Nein, it is more a representation of the...

I'm not paying for crowds.

Der vill be no crowds Herr Perogh, only the chariot.

*URP*

Ya, anyvays, soon he is approached by der three fates of his life...

Are they girls?

Are vhat girls?

The three fates.

Ya, dey are girls.

Good, do we shee their boobies?

Der vhat!?

Der Hooters. Do we get to shee cleavage?

[agonized sigh] Nein, dey are etheral beings. Ghosts.

[disappointed] Oh.

Unt, anyvay the U.S. Censors wouldn't allow it.

Ah, right, so where are we?

Der fates approach our hero but are scared off by der cheetah.
The schedule drives the man and it vants to keep going faster.
But this is not good to der man, he vants to bring balance into his life. Enough vit der out of control schedule.
The man takes his cheetah and finds der Cathedral of Solitude.
He thrusts the door open to be confronted by....

[Very Loud Snoring]

Herr Perogh?

[More Snoring]

Ihr Biergeschmack mögen Affe Urin sowieso.


Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: I Must Have Arcee!!
From: st.ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 07:16:45 +0000

Jim Evans schrieb:
>Comrade TechnoAtheist wrote:
>> http://www.andgor.com/Personalized_Figures/personalized_figures.html
>Oooooh.... Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Sure, but couldn't you make Triangle and Robert action figures a whole lot cheaper than that?

Screwtape,
...we ship you one (1) piece of white cardboard and one (1) pair of scissors.



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