Oracular All-Time Top 100
Oracular All-Time Top 100
Digests #100 - #1250 (earlier digests did not receive votes)
Total Oracularities = many many.
This file is the work of Richard "Molerat" Wilson. Except that I edited it just a tad, of course.
Compare this to the Oracular REAL All-Time Top 100, which excludes all oracularities with less than 15 votes.
Last updated 22Mar02 - added # 1240.03.
1-10. Digest, Number [Votes : Distribution : Score]
1. Digest #102, Question 6[11 : 0-0-0-1-10 : 4.909]
> What is the FREQUENCY?
} Sixty hertz if you're in America.
} Fifty hertz if you're in England.
2. Digest #202, Question 6[8 : 0-0-0-3-5 : 4.625]
> Hey Oracle! You gave me a shitty answer! Take This!
} Thank you for your prompt payment.
3. Digest #365, Question 10[26 : 0-0-2-6-18 : 4.615]
> Oh great Oracle whos keyboard never has crumbs,
> Will the USA ever go metric?
} Ladies and gentlemen, we are here today to determine the United States
} measurement challenge once and for all.
4. Digest #353, Question 3[21 : 0-0-1-7-13 : 4.571]
> O mighty Oracle, endowed with the wisdom of the Universe and one
> _really_ nasty babe for a main squeeze,
} The great and mighty Oracle has deigned to give you an answer to this
} question. You should offer thanks.
5. Digest #135, Question 8[16 : 0-0-2-3-11 : 4.563]
> Oh mighty and masterful all-knowing one, tell me this
> Is there magic, and if so, what does it mean for all those people who
} Of course there is magic. There is magic in a warm summer's day. There
} is magic in a child's smile. Enjoy the magic that is all around you
6. Digest #175, Question 10[6 : 0-0-0-3-3 : 4.500]
> Why is it that most men suffer a complete loss if personality when
> exposed in any manner to a computer?
} In order to explain this I must detail the story of creation...
7. Digest #176, Question 2[4 : 0-0-1-0-3 : 4.500]
> What has been done in america to help the iranian earthquake victims?
} Americans have taken over the responsibility of burning their flag,
} which should free up about a dozen Iranians to help dig out the
8. Digest #340, Question 10[10 : 0-0-1-3-6 : 4.500]
> When, where, how, why, and what?
} Now, here, massive coronary, no grovelling, your imminent demise.
9. Digest #460, Question 5[36 : 1-0-2-11-22 : 4.472]
> Oh might and great Oracle who can find pleasurable uses even for an IBM
> PC (old 4.77 mhz version) who's zit juice (where you to have zits that
} In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. And the
} earth was without form and void, and darkness was on the face of the
10. Digest #293, Question 3[17 : 0-0-3-3-11 : 4.471]
> What did the Tibetian monk say to the hot dog vendor?
} The most famous exchange between a lama and a hot dog vendor occurred
} one block south of Times Square in July 1988.
11-20. Digest, Number [Votes : Distribution : Score]
11. Digest #229, Question 10[15 : 0-0-3-3-9 : 4.400]
> Does smoking cause brain damage?
} The imperious, impervious, and impecunious Oracle will provide you with
} multiple answers to your question, at no extra charge.
12. Digest #338, Question 4[15 : 0-0-3-3-9 : 4.400]
> Oh, All-Knowing, Master of all which is Oracular, Please tell me
> How much work would a network work if a network could network?
} "Come with me, my child. Give me your hand."
13. Digest #155, Question 5[13 : 0-1-1-3-8 : 4.385]
> What is the correct ritual for summoning God?
} The Oracle, in its infinite wisdom, senses that the mirrors of
} prophecy have darkened somewhat, and thus cannot choose the proper
14. Digest #123, Question 6[14 : 1-0-1-3-9 : 4.357]
> I love you.
} Alas, but our love is not fated to be!
} You are a human damsel, but me ....
15. Digest #129, Question 4[12 : 0-0-1-6-5 : 4.333]
> Why did God invent relativity?
} Well, it all started on March 12, 1867. Me and Lucifer and God and
} Death and a couple of other guys got really hammered, see, and we were
16. Digest #160, Question 2[12 : 0-0-2-4-6 : 4.333]
> Oracle Most Mighty, Powerful, Invincible, Omnipotent, Supreme,
> Important, Commanding, Forceful, Influential, Strong, and Robust ...
} Are you kidding? Why, the thesaurus is one of the most useful items
} you will ever own! Besides the obvious physical uses (such as
17. Digest #244, Question 1[9 : 0-0-2-2-5 : 4.333]
> if i passed algebra but failed calculus, what does that say about me ?
} You do it discretely but not continuously.
18. Digest #270, Question 10[15 : 0-1-2-3-9 : 4.333]
> Ohh great and manly/femmine (depending on the incarnation)
> Oracle, what is that she thinks of me, this firm
} > What is that she thinks of me, this firm blonde woman I love so
} > dearly ?
19. Digest #415, Question 4[39 : 2-0-2-14-21 : 4.333]
> ...calling International rescue... calling International Rescue... come
> in please... we are stranded on the Internet and out terminal is
} Great Scott! It's the bitalarm, and someone's in trouble! I've got to
} duck out of this charity ball as quietly as possible and get to the
20. Digest #1075, Question 10 [78 : 4-4-7-11-52 : 4.321]
> So, Orrie, what are your plans for February 2nd?
} Pretty much the same as usual. Here's my schedule for the day, if you
} must know:
21-30. Digest, Number [Votes : Distribution : Score]
21. Digest #441, Question 7[44 : 0-3-3-15-23 : 4.318]
> Oh omnipotent oracle! If there were a single
> molecule from a forgotten oraclelean 10,000-year-old
} Even if you are too lazy to do the experiment yourself you should be
} able to deduce the obvious result. The laws of butterology demand
22. Digest #392, Question 10[29 : 0-2-2-10-15 : 4.310]
> help i'm a bug
} <poof> you're a feature!
23. Digest #771, Question 4[84 : 1-4-8-26-45 : 4.309]
24. Digest #134, Question 3[10 : 0-1-1-2-6 : 4.300]
> How can i learn to play the fluet?
} The fluet is an instrument with a great tradition; it was played by
} the anceint Egyptains, The Romasn and the Greeks. In its most primitve
25. Digest #134, Question 4[10 : 0-1-0-4-5 : 4.300]
> Flowcharts, flowcharts, hinkely dinkely doo,
> I love flowcharts in an agony stew!
} Figure 1: How to Get Flowcharts on the Brain, (c) 1990 Oracle
26. Digest #246, Question 7[10 : 0-0-1-5-4 : 4.300]
> Okay, wiseguy... if you think you are so f**king smart, answer this one:
> where the hell did I put my damn checkbook??
} You didn't misplace your checkbook. It left on its own.
27. Digest #840, Question 5[109 : 5-4-11-24-65 4.284]
> programs/spam/questionspam> qspam
} <deep breath in>
} Colonel Mustard. First degree murder. In the billiards room.
28. Digest #602, Question 8[57 : 1-2-9-13-32 : 4.281]
> Oh Oracle. I do not feel lke myself today. What on earth should I do?
} Buy a piece of fossilized Pleistocene mammoth dung, then take it
} to to your local veterinarian's and tell the vet in a high state
29. Digest #1135, Question 10 [67 : 3-3-6-16-39 : 4.269]
> Oracle, I have selected the finest fruits from my cherimoya orchard and
> now set them before you as a tribute. Oracle, your Just Wisdom is known
} As far as I'm aware, all of them do. Being omnipotent doesn't mean
} you've got time to do everything at once, you know, so they tend to
30. Digest #140, Question 5[15 : 0-0-3-5-7 : 4.267]
> In the 70s there were several crossover comics between Marvel and DC.
> In a typical weenie move, they decided to pit Superman against Spiderman
} Oh, puh-leeze! I have knowledge spanning the infinite breath of the
} cosmos itself! I know all! I see all! I know all the great mysteries
31-40. Digest, Number [Votes : Distribution : Score]
31. Digest #238, Question 10[15 : 2-0-1-1-11 : 4.267]
> O semipotent, sometimes funny, usually boring and tedious Oracle,
> I have a question that is probably beyond your vastly limited
} No! You're not doing it! You're not actually telling me that I'm not
} funny! Great, now I've had it. Oh no, they've broken through the
32. Digest #516, Question 5[42 : 0-1-7-14-20 : 4.262]
> what is it?
} Well, the obvious answer is that "it" is a pronoun (more specifically,
} a neuter pronoun of the third person singular). But since you've gone
33. Digest #407, Question 1[27 : 0-3-1-9-14 : 4.259]
> Who are Connie and Dan?
} I was so surprised I dropped my cigar into my scotch. Waste of good
} scotch. It was a lousy cigar.
34. Digest #742, Question 7[103 : 1-4-17-27-54 : 4.252]
> Dear Oracle, so often misunderstood, tell me
> why is drinking beer so much more fun than drinking water?
} Hmmm... this will take a little research.
35. Digest #104, Question 9[20 : 0-2-1-7-10 : 4.250]
> Shit! Someone left a bomb here... Have about 3 minutes left... There
> are three wires running from the clock -- a red one, a green one, and a
} From: email@example.com (Erma J. Birnbaum)
} Subject: The Oracle is responding to another question
36. Digest #116, Question 2[16 : 0-0-3-6-7 : 4.250]
> My wife and I came home from a relaxing vacation and found the house in
> a shambles. The young woman who we hired to house-sit for us met us at
} Only the best damn party this Oracle has EVER been to, and that takes
} into account the last three millennium ! I mean things got frisky,
37. Digest #1240, Question 3[52 : 1-0-9-17-25 : 4.250]
> what is sex?
} Sex is what happens when a man and a woman...hmm, no, that's not
} quite it. Sex is what happens when two (or more) people get together
38. Digest #141, Question 9[16 : 0-1-1-7-7 : 4.250]
> O Wonderful Wise Worthy Wizard of Wit and Worldliness Sir Oracle....I
> heard a nasty, nasty, nasty rumour the other day. There's this person
} Congratulations! I, the awesome Oracle, have been writing an AI program
} designed to parse, translate, and answer all questions sent to me so I
39. Digest #705, Question 9[76 : 1-6-7-22-40 : 4.237]
> Oh most wise and powerful Oracle, who often has lunch with Yahweh in
> order to laugh at him when the old dribble glass trick works:
} Hmmm.... a most worthy question.
} I think I need to simulate this on one of my computer…
40. Digest #834, Question 10[148 : 6-7-17-34-84 : 4.236]
> Tell me, oh wise, magnificent, splendid, too-cool-for-words,
> always-in-thright-place-at-the-right-time Oracle:
} WORF: Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead.
41-50. Digest, Number [Votes : Distribution : Score]
41. Digest #434, Question 5[30 : 0-2-5-7-16 : 4.233]
> notion in the Quayle-Conrad paper, compatibility of graphs. Please see
> my paper for the definition.
} What, indeed. Whoever left this scrap of a clue was gone before I
} could say `<ZOT>'. The note itself was forboding. The reference to
42. Digest #1230, Question 10 [76: 0-2-13-27-34 : 4.224]
> My desire to learn leads me time and time again to your door Wise > Oracle, you are the post graduate school of the Internet, } ___________________ _______________________ } | WARNING! | | ALL EMPLOYEES MUST |
43. Digest #237, Question 7[14 : 0-1-2-4-7 : 4.214]
> What is Zeno's Paradox ?
> If you don't know don't answer at all!
} Zeno's paradox is best illustrated as follows: I'll give you half of
} the answer to your question --
44. Digest #134, Question 10[10 : 0-0-3-2-5 : 4.200]
> Whither troff?
} In the faraway land of Bimingham-Bean
} King Horowitz stared at his monitor screen.
45. Digest #275, Question 6[15 : 0-0-2-8-5 : 4.200]
> WHY ISN'T THE EARTH FLAT?
} Unfortunately the usual answer lies in physics. A rotating disk the
} size of the Earth is not gravitationally stable. The result would be
46. Digest #404, Question 7[30 : 0-3-5-5-17 : 4.200]
> Oh, most supercilious Oracle, whose mere presence on our fair planet
> makes the sun come up in the morning and set in the evening, instead
} Finally, a querent with Buddha-nature.
47. Digest #638, Question 8[101 : 6-2-15-21-57 : 4.198]
> Since you are at a .edu address, I assume that you had a spring
} AVISO: !El prisionero T. Usenet Oracle no se permite recibir
} correo electronico! Usted puede escribirlo a la dirrecion:
48. Digest #624, Question 10[71 : 4-3-7-18-39 : 4.197]
> Are there any good card games one can play with business cards? Or,
> more specifically, are there any solitaire games one can play with
} My forthcoming THE USENET ORACLE'S BIG BOOK OF BUSINESS CARD GAMES
} contains many more multiplayer than solitaire games. Of course
49. Digest #439, Question 8[31 : 0-1-8-6-16 : 4.194]
> O! Oracle,MostGreat Wisest OfThe Wise AndThe Entity That
> The GoddessesOfThe Sexiest Bodys Drool Upon Please Tell Me!
} O! Querent,WhoHasTo OwnOne OfThe Nicest Screen EditorsThat
50. Digest #493, Question 10[37 : 0-2-7-10-18 : 4.189]
> [Scene: the bridge of the starship _Enterprise_]
} Oracle: Corbomite? Feh. The Oracle is all-seeing, and It knows that
} there is no such thing as corbomite.
51-60. Digest, Number [Votes : Distribution : Score]
51. Digest #500, Question 10[43 : 2-3-4-10-24 : 4.186]
> ** TIME PARADOX TURBO E-MAIL **
} Egads. There's only one thing to do: clone a Schwarzenegger simulacrum
} and teleport my consciousness into it. With Arnold's brawn and my
52. Digest #1121, Question 5[71 : 2-3-9-23-34 : 4.183]
> This is a multi-part message in MIME format.
} By dawn the storm had broken. Several of the horses had broken free in
} the early hours, and some time was lost rounding them up. By the time
53. Digest #201, Question 5[11 : 1-0-0-5-5 : 4.182]
> Oh wise and superglue-sniffing Oracle, tell me:
} Why does a fierce green snake always bar the way?
54. Digest #783, Question 10[95 : 0-2-19-34-40 : 4.179]
> Oh wise and wonderful oracle tell me:
> Does it snow in Australia?
} A comparison between the rest of the world and Australia:
55. Digest #108, Question 8[17 : 0-1-3-5-8 : 4.176]
> Will you marry me?
} Of course the Oracle will marry you. The Oracle marries anyone who asks
} politely, has purity of spirit, and offers sufficient quantities of
56. Digest #129, Question 7[12 : 0-0-4-2-6 : 4.167]
> Am I dead yet?
} Yes, you are, which raises the curious question of how you were able
} to send me this message...
57. Digest #148, Question 5[13 : 0-1-2-4-6 : 4.154]
> Why hasn't anybody murdered Robin Leach yet?
} Nobody can find enough salt to pour on him.
58. Digest #355, Question 9[26 : 0-0-7-8-11 : 4.154]
> Oh scrutable Oracle, without whom space would be incomprehensible,
> without whom time would be drab, do tell me this. Does one dry cup of
} Ahh, yes -- the perennial question of rice. You are indeed priveleged,
} for the Oracle has decided to put a stop to such questions by imparting
59. Digest #499, Question 4[40 : 1-3-8-5-23 : 4.150]
> Okay Orrie,
> This planet isn't big enough for the two of us. I'll meet you in front
} The sence is Delphi. The cheering crowds are composed of Vikings
} warriors armed with battle axs, spears, broadswords, daggers, maces,
60. Digest #1088, Question 9[80 : 7-2-5-24-42 : 4.150]
} Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
} Over many an illiterate tellme, as my mailbox overran --
61-70. Digest, Number [Votes : Distribution : Score]
61. Digest #491, Question 9[41 : 1-5-2-12-21 : 4.146]
> The news cameras and reporters had already gathered at the scene.
> "Vultures," Mulhooey thought as he pushed his way through the crowd.
} Mulhooey grabbed the scrap of yellow memo paper that Evans was holding
} out to him. There was nothing on it but the number "42" written with
62. Digest #117, Question 1[14 : 0-2-1-4-7 : 4.143]
> What is the fastest way to get to Ohio from Oklahoma. It's important!!!
> I need to get there for my bowl of ginsch!!!!
} Hmmm... I suppose you'd rather not hear something like: "Turn
} yourself into a photon and..." or other such impractical physics drivel.
63. Digest #455, Question 5[29 : 1-0-4-13-11 : 4.138]
> O almighty Oracle type guy, who et cetera et cetera et cetera, I'm
> going to flunk my 20th Century History test unless you help me.
} Nice try, Mr. XXXX XXXXXX (firstname.lastname@example.org.GOV) [name deleted to
} protect identity -- ed], but I'm not giving you the winning team or any
64. Digest #1023, Question 7[87 : 0-5-17-26-39 : 4.138]
> Oh most adventurous Oracle, who knows all the spells and secret
} > KILL MOTHER-IN-LAW
65. Digest #992, Question 1[102 : 9-8-5-18-62 : 4.137]
> I am the very model of a grovelling unfortunate,
} TRIO--ORACLE, LISA, and SUPPLICANT
66. Digest #310, Question 10[15 : 1-0-1-7-6 : 4.133]
> Oh great and powerful Oracle, please grep your vast stores of knowledge
> and answer my query:
} First you need to understand a little Latin. There is suffix form
} that uses -gina for the feminine and -x for the masculine. The
67. Digest #412, Question 10[30 : 0-2-3-14-11 : 4.133]
> To: Mr Oracle
> From: Agent Smythe
} From the Office of the Coroner. *** CONFIDENTIAL ***
} Report on suspected homicide # 92-02-7344
68. Digest #394, Question 9[31 : 2-1-2-12-14 : 4.129]
> Oh really swell Oracle, could you
> please tell me
} Oh no, not another one of *those* ... These letters always bring out the –
} ** RRRRIIIIIP **
69. Digest #805, Question 6[102 : 5-5-15-24-53 : 4.127]
> Oh wonderful and wise Oracle tell me how would one implement a version
> of Windows TP ...... windows for telepaths ?
} You open the box labeled "Windows TP", carefully extracting the pouch
} labeled "License Agreement". You examine the contents of the pouch,
70. Digest #519, Question 4[40 : 2-4-5-5-24 : 4.125]
> Sheesh - that wasn't nice of you!
} Scene: The Oracle's luxurious penthouse apartment, high above the
} city. In the darkened living room, Lisa and the Oracle sit on the
71-80. Digest, Number [Votes : Distribution : Score]
71. Digest #683, Question 8[93 : 4-8-10-22-49 : 4.118]
> Do you have a hard drive?
} I was hanging out in a SCSI bar. A loud bandwidth played in the
72. Digest #339, Question 6[17 : 0-0-4-7-6 : 4.118]
> Why don't they name planes more interesting things than F1 or 747?
> If they called the B2 the Batplane would Congress be more likely to
} Well, well, well. I see that you are using your ignorance as a shield
} against the sword of good judgement. Perhaps a vice-presidency is in
73. Digest #775, Question 9[89 : 3-2-18-25-41 : 4.112]
> A friend of mine wrote this as his signature:
} Ah -- you've stumbled on the Geek Code. This is a carefully constructed
} code some people put in their signatures to assure the world that, yes,
74. Digest #192, Question 6[9 : 0-1-0-5-3 : 4.111]
> O Mighty Oracle of Espionage,
> What will the features of the new NeXT computer be?
} The new NeXT! THE new NeXT?! The NEW NeXT?!??!?!?!!?
} Why in Bog's name would you want to know that? That should be of no
75. Digest #193, Question 9[9 : 0-1-2-1-5 : 4.111]
> What is the difference between software and hard water?
} Bugs drown in hard water, but live forever in software.
76. Digest #130, Question 8[19 : 2-0-3-3-11 : 4.105]
> O most omniscient Oracle, whose aura of mystification encompasses the
> entire galaxy, please ponder for me this question:
} Razor blades? Gee, I dunno. Hang on a second ...
77. Digest #139, Question 10[19 : 0-1-5-4-9 : 4.105]
> Hello Oracle.
} <Splish> <Splosh> Hello! I hate it when that happens. I nearly kill
} myself getting out of the shower, track water all over the place, and
78. Digest #885, Question 8[114 : 2-9-19-29-55 : 4.105]
> To: Internet Oracle
> From: Microsoft Lawyers, Inc.
} To: Microsoft Lawyers, Inc.
} From: Azathoth, Nyarlathotep and Hastur, Elder Attorneys.
79. Digest #133, Question 10[10 : 0-0-1-7-2 : 4.100]
> Most men enjoy getting blowjobs tremendously. However, most
> women seem to HATE giving them and complain vehemently about the
} rlogin archives.creatrix.div
80. Digest #378, Question 1[20 : 0-1-3-9-7 : 4.100]
> (cross-posted to rec.guns)
> What is the season, out-of-state license fee, and bag limit on ex-wives
} First, you have to say the magic words.
81-90. Digest, Number [Votes : Distribution : Score]
81. Digest #378, Question 8[20 : 1-2-0-8-9 : 4.100]
> Oh wise and noble oracle, king of heaven and earth,
> Have you ever been compared to the OUija board???
} No, but indeed I used to DABBLE in them.
82. Digest #747, Question 10[71 : 2-2-18-14-35 : 4.099]
83. Digest #285, Question 6[11 : 0-0-3-4-4 : 4.091]
> so what do I do????????
} My, my. Five words, eight question marks. You must like punctuation
} more than you like writing. No matter, I _like_ writing.
84. Digest #285, Question 10[11 : 0-0-4-2-5 : 4.091]
> Dear Oracle, wise one,
> My school just built a new athletic building. What is its scriptural
} Scriptural significance? Hmm. . . let me check. The only scriptural
} database I have is on an old Apple //e. I think I can down load it.
85. Digest #1115, Question 9[70 : 2-6-7-26-30 : 4.086]
> ORACLE WHO"S HUMP HOLDSMORE WATER THAN A CAMEL HAS BODY WEIGHT SO IF YOU
> WANTED TO NEVER TAKE A DRINK AGAIN YOU WOULD NOT HAVE TO.
} Wow, that's some grovelling technique you got there, kid! Let's see you
} do some more.
86. Digest #207, Question 7[12 : 0-0-4-3-5 : 4.083]
> The Muse of Programming has left me, and I can't even remember how to
> use the ++ operator. What can I do to restore my talents?
} Well, first of all, you have got to apologise! The Muse was round my
} place this morning, and let me tell you, she was in a foul mood! What
87. Digest #374, Question 3[25 : 0-1-6-8-10 : 4.080]
> Dear Miss Oracle, who owns all the particles in the world,
> Last week my cat returned home with a new tail.
} Oh dear, you have got problems. It seems you are at the center of
} localized Reality Breakdown. Let's take this one step at a time.
88. Digest #481, Question 10[38 : 0-3-7-12-16 : 4.079]
> You're a much better poet than Frost,
> And your teeth are so perfectly flossed.
} There once was a man named Einstein
} who asked me just how did light shine
89. Digest #485, Question 2[38 : 2-2-5-11-18 : 4.079]
} Somewhere in the North Atlantic. Aboard the USS Dallas
90. Digest #132, Question 5[13 : 0-1-1-7-4 : 4.077]
> Tell me why the sun doth shine,
> Tell me why the ivy doth climb
} The sun doth shine because it's round,
} The ivy climbs to get away from the ground,
91-100. Digest, Number [Votes : Distribution : Score]
91. Digest #976, Question 2[84 : 2-10-10-20-42 : 4.071]
> Hey Oracleman, riddle me this!
} "Holy Hofstadter, Oracleman! That's going to be one wicked
} polynominal!" exclaimed Lisa.
92. Digest #549, Question 9[58 : 2-1-10-23-22 : 4.069]
> What is a feasibility-study?
} Personal Log, Stardate 2213.4. The Enterprise, commanded by myself,
} James T. Kirk, has been dispatched to the neutral zone to intercept an
93. Digest #125, Question 7[15 : 1-1-2-3-8 : 4.067]
> How can I persuade the Pope to come worship Athene and Demeter with us?
} Well, this could be a little hard....oh hell, why not...wait a sec...
} oraclevax %> rlogin pearlygates.heaven.com
94. Digest #138, Question 5[15 : 0-1-3-5-6 : 4.067]
> Where do we go from here?
} Where do we go from here? Where?
} I'll tell ya where!
95. Digest #326, Question 8[15 : 0-2-2-4-7 : 4.067]
> Is subliminal sexual advertising a good idea?
} In spite
} of the seeming
96. Digest #1128, Question 10 [67 : 1-2-13-27-24 : 4.060]
> Oh super-nifty Oracle, who would never castrate his supplicants in the
> hope of passing them off as aliens...
} Simple! Just print and fill out the following form, and mail it along
} with a check for $199.95 (plus additional charges, see below) to:
97. Digest #431, Question 5[34 : 0-2-8-10-14 : 4.059]
> Shut up and deal!
} Did somebody say DEAL???
98. Digest #475, Question 10[34 : 0-1-7-15-11 : 4.059]
> Mighty Oracle, Fountain of All Knowledge,
> When you designed Relativity, were you joking
} Boy, that was a stupid one, huh?
99. Digest #1228, Question 2[70 : 4-5-8-19-34 : 4.057]
> So, when's digest 1227 coming out?
} About two weeks before #1228.
} After that the digest start coming out even more irregularly until
100. Digest #297, Question 8[18 : 0-1-3-8-6 : 4.056]
> Oracle of wonders,
> I want to marry my girlfriend Cathy. What does our future look
} Your future looks bleak, oh young hormone-infested mortal. Your
} inability to communicate in complete sentences will be nothing but