This one is for JIM
Essential scientific product warnings.
Here, go have a read.
It's got gems like
- NOTE: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a "Gluing" Force About Which Little is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed.
- ATTENTION: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.9999999999% Empty Space.
The netfunny page says that it's from the Journal of Irreproducible Results.
I've been under the impression that there only was one science-spoofing journal, but the one I've usually thought about is Annals of Improbable Research, not this one. Oh well, learn something new every day.